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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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You won't find many cases like David Bell's.
 
His application to be granted the Royal Prerogative of Mercy over an assault conviction has been backed by politicians from every party of Northern Ireland. While David Bell received an absolute discharge, the conviction has cast a slur which has made it impossible for him to carry on his career as a teacher and has left him still suffering from depression six years later.
 
It started in June 2002 at Laurelhill Community College in Lisburn, when a 12-year-old girl became upset and threw her books in the bin after he reprimanded her. A short time later, still looking distressed, she asked to go to the toilet.
 
"I was dealing with something else and she was saying 'Sir, Sir, Sir' in the background. She had her head down and looked a bit depressed so I just touched her under the chin and said, 'cheer up'. I had told her off for messing about and I was trying to reassure her that it wasn't the end of the world," the teacher said.
 
The incident spun out of control a few days later when the year 8 pupil made a complaint. She accused Bell, a Technical Design teacher, of walking his fingers between her breasts to her chin, a claim supported by a classmate. Child protection policy swung into action, Bell was suspended from duty and police were called in.
 
Bell's legal team warned him to expect two years in jail for sexual assault, but, shortly before the court case, the witness changed her evidence and backed the teacher's account. Instead of withdrawing the case, prosecutors offered a deal. If Bell pleaded guilty to common assault he would get an absolute discharge. "I was told that I would get a heavier sentence if I fought it," he said.
 
The implications of accepting a conviction soon became clear. The school issued a disciplinary warning, which stays on his record. When he returned to work, Bell was seen as vulnerable, with one boy falsely claiming the teacher had punched him. In fact, the pupil's bruises turned out to be the result of a fight in the playground.
 
By the end of 2004 the strain was telling, and Bell was off with stress. In May 2005 he was found medically unfit for work and his contract was terminated. Since then, a judicial review to overturn his sentence has been turned down and Secretary of State Shaun Woodward recently refused to recommend the Royal Prerogative of Mercy on the grounds that there has been no new evidence since the trial.
 
"The Secretary of State may have misdirected himself and laid himself open to a judicial review. If all the facts were known at the outset, this case might never have come to court," said politician Jim Allister, who is also a QC. The SDLP's Carmel Hanna says that she will be working with other South Belfast MLAs to bring an adjournment motion in the Assembly asking for the prerogative to be extended.
 
It has been granted in far more controversial cases. Last year it emerged that, on government advice, the Queen extended it to at least 16 IRA prisoners or on the run terrorists guilty of 33 offences. These offences included possession of firearms, membership of a proscribed organisation, conspiracy to murder and causing explosions. Beneficiaries included Angelo Fusco, Patrick Campbell and Paul Magee, who escaped from Crumlin Road Gaol in 1981 and were convicted in their absence for their part in the 1980 murder of Herbert Westmacott, an SAS Captain.
 
Bell’s conviction and disciplinary warning suggest that a teacher may only touch a pupil to protect them from danger, but this contradicts official guidelines issued to teachers, which say “It is unnecessary and unrealistic to suggest teachers should touch pupils only in emergencies. Particularly with younger pupils, touching them is inevitable and can give welcome reassurance. Touching may be appropriate where a pupil is in distress and needs comforting. Teachers should use their own professional judgement.”
 

 
The GOS says: Teachers should "use their own professional judgement"? David Bell did, and look where it got him. He'd have been treated better if he were an IRA terrorist.
 
It was reported in the Telegraph this week that more than a quarter of English primary schools have no male teachers at all. What with the rantings and outlandish accusations of the lunatic Gregory Carlin, combined with the vicious persecution by our legal system of innocent teachers like David Bell, can anyone wonder why men don't regard teaching as a sensible career choice?

 

 
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